- Hello!
- Hello!
- Who
are you?
- I
am the President.
- The
President?
- Yes,
I am.
- You
are the President?
- Yes,
I am.
- Really?
- Yes.
- I
cannot believe that!
- But
it is really like that!
- I
am speaking with the president?
- Yes,
you do!
- One
moment, please. The president of what?
- Of
the United States.
- You
are the President of the United States?
- Yes.
- The
United States of – what?
- The
United States of America.
- But
– why?
- Because
I was elected.
- By
whom?
- By
the majority.
- By
the majority of the population of the United States?
- No,
of the electoral voters in Florida.
- So
you are the President of the electoral voters in Florida?
- No,
the President of the United States of America.
- So
the majority of the Population of the United States of America voted
for you?
- No,
for Al Gore.
- So
Al Gore is the President of the United States of America?
- No,
but if he was, he would not have started this war. And now go to
the journalists and tell them that you are the only responsible for
all torture in Iraq, Mr Rumsfeld!
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